#hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird
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reblogging for that tag
that tag is perfect
It seems Mozart had a strong liking for scatological (Toilet) humor.
Actually he was somewhat of a Scat Porn fiend. I wish I was making this up.
Amadeus isn’t that far off with its personification of Mozart.
- I’ll tackle you.
- Be weird around you
- Sing to you.
- Dance for you.
- Scream at you.
- Take your food.
- Be mean to you.
Went to church today in a new town.
Church was Saint Patrick’s.
Realized name in the middle of a reading.
Thought of Patrick Stump dressed as a nun.
Laughed.
Death stares.
“Here’s to the kids. The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke & Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here’s to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here’s to the kids…
notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!
america: 1
britain: 0
notice how every other country in the world hates you
what about canada
canada doesnt hate us
nobody cares what canada thinks
Canada can’t hear you over all the gay marriages taking place
Canada wins
go canada
go canada
And the winner is…. Canada!
fraternalorderofsweetlittledudes:
pete watching my chemical romance on stage
Happy 46th Birthday Helena Bonham Carter!